\u201cI hate to have to tell you this\u201d, said the Doctor in a sad compassionate voice, \u00a0\u201cbut you have been unfortunately been diagnosed with a highly contagious\u00a0disease, we will have to quarantine you and you\u2019ll only be fed\u00a0cheese and bologna.\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s terrible!\u201d Said the distraught young man, quickly sitting down before he could faint. \u201cI don\u2019t know if I could handle being in quarantine\u2026and the cheese and bologna diet\u2026 What\u2019s with the cheese and bologna diet anyway? I\u2019ve never of such a diet before?!\u201d \u201cIt\u2019s not\u00a0exactly\u00a0a diet\u201d, responded the Doctor matter of factly, \u201cit\u2019s just the only food that will fit\u00a0under the door!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u201cI hate to have to tell you this\u201d, said the Doctor in a sad compassionate voice, \u00a0\u201cbut you have been unfortunately been diagnosed with a highly contagious\u00a0disease, we will have…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-553","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-1"},"yoast_head":"\n